People like you who insinuate that someone’s personal sexual tastes, when different from your own, makes them of less value than you are is[sic] precisely the kind of bigoted elitism I hope we can eradicate from the face of our planet very soon.

That’s a pretty damn big dangling participle.

All I’m saying is, you could learn a thing or two from us elitists.

Oh, and @emma, you say

and I, personally, would be pleased to have anyone help my future daughter learn to explore her body in a healthy way, be it at University or not.

I hope your future daughter’s father isn’t a pedophile.

@maymay, maybe you should learn to read […] you say you want to eradicate elitists?

Far be it from me to suggest it, Joshua, but maybe you should learn to read. What I want to eradicate is “bigoted elitism,” as I said. You did, uh, read what I said, right?

I’d like you to take your own advice and read Maymay’s comment a second time. Although it’s true that Pol Pot was quick on the uptake with his plans to “eradicate elitists” what May said in his comment was that your comment demonstrated the type of “elitism I hope we can eradicate from the face of our planet.” ELITISM, as a way of thinking and being, is very different from the people who embody it, ELITISTS. May is talking about creating a more accepting world – he doesn’t deserve to be compared to a mass murderer because of it.

And I, personally, would be pleased to have anyone help my future daughter learn to explore her body in a healthy way, be it at University or not.

But that’s clearly a difference of opinion.

All those events and organisations exist because students make them happen. If you’re bitter about not having an organisation in your own area of interest, just get a group of friends and write up a proposal!

Also, you say you want to eradicate elitists? You’re a little late for that sort of unoriginal thought, Pol Pot already tried it.

Oh, and with regard to our daughters, I’m really excited to someday send my daughter to an University where she will be taught to masturbate and use a dildo. Yay higher education!

Obviously your life has value because you’re teaching women how to take it in the ass tastefully. Congratulations to all of you ladies. You’re a credit to the fairer sex.

This kind of sentiment is “obviously” something that gives your life “value.” People like you who insinuate that someone’s personal sexual tastes, when different from your own, makes them of less value than you are is precisely the kind of bigoted elitism I hope we can eradicate from the face of our planet very soon.

Get your shameful message the hell away from our children, especially our daughters. Seriously.